You wife is always your best friend,
Until she ain't no more,
Telling each other all your secrets,
Until she is smashing your face with the door,

You made so many promises for ever ever more,
Now is is fucking the guy at the video store,
Love and ever after can only go so far,
Then common sense kicks in and tells you she is a whore,

One of my best friends died and where the fuck were you?
Yelling at me for all the things I did and did not do,
I spend days crying staring at the wall,
You beat me down more just to watch me fall.